Oh and 6? Oh, so close!

Buzz, your team has a losing record, is 0-6 in the conference...but you find yourself with a lead with almost 13 minutes to go? What do you do, hot shot? That's right...dance, baby, dance!

Seriously, what's the worst that could happen? Not like it's the first time a Jokie coach has celebrated a meaningless feat too early.

#-R-E-S-P-E-C-T....

It would appear all the classy Jokies are working Black Friday hours at their Walmart jobs tonight.

#HokieIrony

Momma's Gonna be Proud

Your sixth grade art class submission is now a Tech recruiting pitch. No seriously, let's Photoshop a high school kid on Sports Illustrated, add some cheesy fonts and headlines, and boom, innovation in recruiting! You know this kid's momma is going to show this to all the neighbors and put it on the fridge.

So why Virginia Tech? You know, things like Beamer, bowl games, top draft picks, high graduation rates, tradition...and all the other non-contending "contender" propaganda.
 

Come at Me, Baby!

Always classy, this onesie is sure to set your infant on the straight and narrow path to future success.

It would pair nicely with a new nursery set....

Frankie Flamenco?

Frank Beamer dancing in a sombrero?

Frank Beamer dancing in a sombrero.

Shane, Why You Gotta Get All Rapey?

WTF is wrong with Shane? Standard jump celebration, okay. But then things get a little rapey. Awkward half hug, leg up on the hip, a few doggie humps, taps the helmet, and rounded out by a tinkerbell kick in the ass?

WTF. Seriously. WTF.

Beamer Got Smacked!

Since Beamer got slapped by Saban yesterday, figured it was time for an oldie-but-goodie.

What a Bunch of Rubes

Doesn't get much more Hokie than this.

On a side note, what kind of cow college has a homecoming court? We back in high school?

Click here for full Gawker article.

Thank You Internet

Well, the folks in Blacksburg release a Harlem Shake video with Frankie dancing. Oh, thank you internet for doing our job for us.

We must've done something right in a former life...can't imagine what it was.

Delusions of Grandeur, Even in the NFL

Don't let graduation stop those delusions of greatness. Former Hokies' running back David Wilson has played in six NFL games, only rushed for 87 yards in six games,  and his most famous moment is crying on national television after an embarassing fumble on his second career carry.

But that won't stop him from building an empty trophy case for that future bust in the Hall of Fame. Next level, baby!

“I think at the end of my career, I’ll be in the Hall of Fame,” the rookie told Newsday, "when I get my opportunity, the sky is not the limit. I think it’s past it."  Yes, that's correct, not only will he be in the Hall, but he will be so incredible he will be in the stratosphere.

Oh yeah, and then he compared himself to birth control. “I’m like birth control,” Wilson said. “You have to believe in me."

We'll Miss You Seth

Picked this up while trolling some other sites. Poor Seth. We'll miss you buddy.

You've gone off to that magical NIT in the sky.

King Hippo Seth!

Hahaha, someone just sent us this gem. it completely captures Greenberg's ungodly rants on the sideline.