September 19, 2013

Kill It With Fire, Also!

Yes folks, this Hokie stone helmet may see the light of day. They took their awful footprint helmet from last year, their digital camo jersey from this year, and they made it worse.


Your first reaction is probably the correct one...kill it with fire! Or in a more sedated form, as on Deadspin commenter put it:


Or maybe they had a bunch of fake-stone vinyl stickers from their baseball stadium lying around?....

September 16, 2013

Kill It With Fire!

To make receivers more impossible for Logan Thomas to connect with, just dress them in camo.


At least this one doesn't look like a Trapper Keeper.

September 08, 2013

Shane, Why You Gotta Get All Rapey?

WTF is wrong with Shane? Standard jump celebration, okay. But then things get a little rapey. Awkward half hug, leg up on the hip, a few doggie humps, taps the helmet, and rounded out by a tinkerbell kick in the ass?

WTF. Seriously. WTF.


September 01, 2013

Beamer Got Smacked!

Since Beamer got slapped by Saban yesterday, figured it was time for an oldie-but-goodie.