We Bowlin' Boys!

For the second time in three years, our Orange & Maroons squeaked by a pathetic rival to finish 6-6 in the easy ACC and get invited to that sweet, sweet postseason buffet of 100 irrelevant bowls.

#-R-E-S-P-E-C-T....

It would appear all the classy Jokies are working Black Friday hours at their Walmart jobs tonight.

#HokieIrony

Slap Fight!

Deadspin's headline pretty much sums it up. Two awful 5-6 football teams engaged in a pregame slap fight to determine who gets to represent the bottom tier of the ACC in a Startup.com bowl.

Clean Sheet!

In the first FBS game in 9 years to end regulation with no score, Beamer was just happy to score the shutout. Check out ol' Franky celebrating Wake Forest missing a 37-yard field goal at the buzzer:

 
Unfortunately for him, the Jokies lost 6-3 in two overtimes. Sometimes it takes two extra sessions to prove just how much your offense really sucks. DT Corey Marshall was "just embarrassed to be a part of...," well, the whole season really.

My favorite part of the ESPN sidebar: "...that's not even their worst loss of the day. The Hokies' men's basketball team was an 18-point favorite at home against Appalachian State and lost straight up"