A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

The empty trophy case, and Tech's dream of winning anything of value, is finally over. Replaced with a tacky bird statue.

Yahoo Sports: "And thus the trophy case has sat empty and become a bit of a laughingstock."

But...but...it was our laughingstock. We'll never quit you, empty trophy case.

Momma's Gonna be Proud

Your sixth grade art class submission is now a Tech recruiting pitch. No seriously, let's Photoshop a high school kid on Sports Illustrated, add some cheesy fonts and headlines, and boom, innovation in recruiting! You know this kid's momma is going to show this to all the neighbors and put it on the fridge.

So why Virginia Tech? You know, things like Beamer, bowl games, top draft picks, high graduation rates, tradition...and all the other non-contending "contender" propaganda.