They All Look the Same

If you've seen one out-of-shape, bald, white guy, you've seen 'em all.

Seth Greenberg. Buzz Williams. Random assistant from North Texas. Seriously, how do you tell them apart?

Screen grab below from Deadspin.com.

So You're Saying It's a Bad Job?

One local columnist for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel doesn't think much of Buzz Williams. But humorously to us (of course), he thinks even less of Virginia Tech. Here's some choice quotes from his article on Buzz heading to the rednecks, orange emphasis ours:

• "Williams...loved being front and center at a basketball-first school like Marquette" - can people at Tech even find their arena?
   
• "Marquette spends more on men's basketball than any school in the country except Duke" - get ready for a recruiting budget of Motel 6s and coupons.
   
• "So why would he go to a place like Virginia Tech...nobody cares about basketball" - you could've stopped after why go to a place like Tech.
   
• "...opportunity to get hammered by Duke, North Carolina, Syracuse, Louisville and Virginia" -and BC, Clemson, FSU, GT, Miami, NCSU, ND, Pitt, WFU....
   
• "VPI in every way is a step down from Marquette" - what isn't it a step down from, Fallujah?
   
• "A coaching graveyard, Virginia Tech is a bad job" - graveyard would imply there was ever life.
   
• "...dead-end Virginia Tech" - come on, now you're just rubbing it in.
  
   

James Johnson...He Gone.

A record of 22-41, 9-22 mark this season, last place finish in conference (3rd straight year).

Damn we'll miss you, son.

Gender Equality in Chokie Bad Apples

Needing some gender equality in the Good Kids, Bad Places tradition of Chokie criminal behavior, former Tech womens basketball player Shanel Harrison straight up jacked an opponent, punching her in the face during game action. Blatant physical assault during a fast break...yep, that's a personal foul.

See the full video at the source website: Bleacher Report