Happy Turkey Day Rednecks!

Womp Womp, Another Loss

On their way out the door of the ACC, Maryland decided it was time to beat the Jokies at Lane. The maroons gave up a punt return touchdown, Heisman Logan Thomas rushed for a net minus-17 yards, and the turkeys gained only 1.4 yards per carry overall. Sounds like a winning recipe.

Tradition Never Stops

Two straight games with a suspended or dismissed player featured on the tickets, "Tradition never stops" indeed. First a ticket featuring JR Collins who was suspended for violating team rules, then prodigal Good Kids, Bad Place son, kicker Cody Journell, who was finally kicked from the team for violating every known rule in the book.

We look forward to this proud tradition never stopping.

Just When You Thought it Couldn't Get Better....

Oh, it gets better. Someone up there is smiling this year.

Kids, it's time to reevaluate what you're doing.