These Eyes Have Seen Tragedy, Kid

Look kid, we'd sob uncontrollably too if we had to sit next to a creepy old guy with a thousand-yard stare. Seriously, the man may as well be at a funeral. Don't get excited, Frank.

Deadspin has the full video of the ol' coach terrifying a toddler, her crying uncontrollably, and Franky-B giving zero f*cks.